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posted by sysrpl on Tuesday August 28, 2007 10:07 PM

In the event you haven't heard, it has recently come out that Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho) was arrested and pled guilty to soliciting gay sex to a cop in a Minneapolis, Minnesota, airport bathroom. Craig, who has aligned himself with conservative groups that oppose gay rights, has been dogged by gay rumors for years. Today he bravely blamed a newspaper for his gay bathroom antics.

I can totally relate.

When I was a kid, the Sears Christmas Wish Book made me take a Polaroid picture of my wang and mail it to the governor of Maryland. And I didn't even live in Maryland! In my early adulthood years the Weekly World News once made me suck off a priest on an airplane. This is very common among men. I mean, at least Craig didn't try to say that he was so scared of the black men out in the airport that he HAD to offer to blow a cop.

Quite logically, Craig may have been consumed with a burning desire to felate the first man he could find after reading the Idaho Statesman's new gay male erotica section.

The mere idea that children raised in an atmosphere where they are told that being gay is a sin against God, that you end up with self-hating gay people who inevitably become rabid anti-gay activists to compensate for the awful, base, sinful temptations they feel and occasionally act upon is utterly absurd! These liberals keep accusing us real Americans of being intellectually blind and not understanding that every anti-gay leader is gayer than Richard Simmons in a thong bikini! Poppycock!


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